Boomer Humor

POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

September 28, 2015

Not many think that Ben Affleck will do justice as the new Dark Knight in Warner Bros. upcoming “Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice” movie. But Henry Cavill, who plays Superman says, “I’m sure he’ll be fantastic above all else.” Ben’s wife, Jennifer Garner, agreed then said that “Afer all, my cheating ex was born […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

September 28, 2015

Siri, Apple’s virtual personal assistant, chimed in to answer a reporter’s question about the United States’ policy on Iran at a White House press briefing. Press Secretary Josh Earnest was preparing to field a question from a reporter about the Iran nuclear deal when Siri’s question-recognition beep could be heard throughout the room. Tom Cruise […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

September 14, 2015

Poorer relations definition: Actor Kevin Spacey’s brother is a limo-driving Rod Stewart impersonator in Boise, Idaho with a website called Rodslimos.com. When asked where does he drive, he noted, “Like the real Rod Stewart, I haven’t move forward once I landed on Writer’s Block in 1977.” Waffle House marked a milestone when it announced that […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

September 7, 2015

Sponge Bob SquarePants is headed to Broadway! A new musical based on the popular Nickelodeon animated series will debut on Broadway in the 2016-17 season. “The Sponge Bob Musical” includes music by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith, Cyndi Lauper, and David Bowie. When asked why they hired so many “AARP faves,” a spokesman […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

August 31, 2015

Harry Connick Jr.’s (a.k.a. faux Frank Sinatra Sr.) daughter, Georgia Connick, was arrested after allegedly hosting a party at her family’s New Canaan, Conn., home, where alcohol was served to minors. Ms. Connick then stood in front of a judge who proclaimed, “This is an open and shut case—of blatant entitlement.” News to make you […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

August 25, 2015

The most one-sided rivalry in sports history has come to an end. The Harlem Globetrotters have ditched the Washington Generals, severing a partnership that lasted 63 years. When asked what team will now play the Globetrotters, Sweet Lou Dunbar, one of the Globetrotters’ coaches said, “We’re searching high and low for ten, dorky white guys […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

August 21, 2015

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration warned a Canadian pharmaceutical company that Kim Kardashian’s posts on Instagram and Facebook touting the prescription morning-sickness pill Diclegis were “false and misleading.” Kim immediately disavowed the product and stated, “I’m now promoting a hallucinogenic pill named after me: ‘ASS-id.’” Fox News President Roger Ailes confided that for their […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

July 27, 2015

Demi Moore is shocked by the drowning of a 21-year-old man at her Beverly Hills home. According to the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office, a caretaker of Moore’s property invited the man who drowned, Edenilson Steven Valle, to the house for a party. Ms. Moore’s “shock” paled in comparison to the shock of one the […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

July 22, 2015

Singer Bobby Brown, ex-husband of Whitney Houston and father of Bobbi Kristin Brown, has announced, “I am beyond happy to say that someone I love very dearly has come out of her coma that has lasted over a year. That am, I thank God that Whoopi Goldberg has finally woke up and said on ‘The […]


POP/BOOM GOES THE CULTURE!

July 7, 2015

Three teenagers, Muaz Nawaz, Daanyaal Ali, and Chirag Shah who attend the Isaac Newton Academy in London have come up with a revolutionary condom. Their “S.T.EYE” condom changes colors when it comes into contact with a sexual partner who has a sexually transmitted disease. When asked what have they invented for blind people who can’t […]